The Jumping Instructor:

Then I lubricated the cable with mayonnaise.
So now I think... What other cooking outfits to apply in the assembly business"

You are a fool, not a designer. After the oil, neither the hands nor the conductor are washed, and the mayonnaise that has vanished smells hellish. Installers use for this feather or any liquid soap - it glides perfectly and is often washed with water.