Almost like in the anecdote about a perverted man and a woman with avosks - how he opened the coat in front of her, and underneath nothing. She looked at him and said, “I didn’t buy eggs.”
I spend the weekend with my husband at the supermarket. We are paying for such an invited diva. Slowly, with a sense of self-worth, pack his products - each product in a separate free package. There are seven people behind us, the cashier is nervous. The girl enjoys the moment. Let the rest admire her "extra-terrestrial beauty": expanded hair, overlapping eyelids and nails, a ton of makeup and such a strong sunlight. The husband is inextricably, just staring at her, turns to me and says loudly:
Yes, I forgot to buy a chicken grill.
The first laughed me and the boss. And then the whole turn. Under our friendly laughter, the girl quickly retreated.