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 02.12.2013
IUU (12:01) :
We went on Saturday to the Mushroom.
Do you know the burning of this story? Well, I probably don’t understand something about modern children’s art.
UJT (12:03)
A short narrative:
The spider dressed in a flea to give the flies boots with gold clamps, where he poured poison! To let the flies dissolve their legs when they wear these boots! But the good mosquito in time recognized the spider in the flea and gave him puzzles. Then the bee-maid came and brought honey to the flies. But the mosquito thought that it was again a dressed spider and for nothing wrapped the butt of the bee grandmother!!! For this reason, all the insects condemned him and driven him to the dam. At this point, the spider still hit the fly, and then there was a five-minute scene of hardly beating the fly with some stick, and she was exhausted all this time. Then the mosquito saved her, but flew, the fox, from the mud too long.) And since Lesya is well acquainted with the original of this work, she, gently speaking, was in the shower of this show. And I too. I bought a ticket for the 5th of January. I look forward to the show.
Thirteen (12:07)
Fuck, I have to put it somewhere.
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