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 02.12.2013
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Portugal: Yes, scandalized with this torch to the whole world...

Beyonce: It is exactly. As the saying goes, “They are worn like a fool with a written bag.”

You are strange people: there are no Olympics - "Well who will go to us", "where does the government look", "we are again like lohi", there is an Olympics - again nights.

At least once, say to yourself quietly at night under your pillow: “Yes, we are the largest country in the world, and we will shadow this façade through the space, and through the Baikal, and through the whole country, and through the same percentage of sea that jammes with façades on the shade. And X%Y who will repeat it". Yes, we are precisely the people whose unpredictability still balances all Western calculation and Eastern deception. Yes, we are precisely the country where at the same table in the same family can drink vodka Orthodox, Muslims, Catholics, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Old Orthodox and atheists, but at the same time to argue about the secret of Stradivari violins.
We have one problem: we don’t trust the government and it doesn’t trust us.
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