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 08.12.2013
Yesterday watched seems on the channel "Kinosal" some American film, fortunately the name did not remember. The beginning also did not see, but the meaning of the film is that the city has fallen dark, there is no lighting, and in the dark people "eat" some shadows and can only be saved by turning on the lamp, but unfortunately these "shadows" seem to quickly "drop" batteries and batteries. As in such a film, several people are rescued in some bar where there is a backup generator, and the heroes are content with quick flashes with lights outside the bar to save someone else or find something. So that’s what I’m leading to, the movie was watched with me by a 5-year-old boy and commented on it. According to the film, one of the heroes during the excursion found a truck where the battery was not fully planted, around a bunch of cars with planted batteries, and there is no such thing, the headlights shine, but are not launched, the type of capacity is lacking. The fearless American heroes decide to push the truck to the bar, charge the battery from the generator still operating and remove away from the city. Looking like the main characters, they push (loaded!!!) a truck for at least a couple of quarters, the younger gives - Wasn't it easier to remove the battery from the truck, recharge it, put it on any lighthouse and hit? But unfortunately, the American was not allowed to think about it, pushing this truck and getting out of the shadow with the "shadows" the main character, breaking the antenna and finding a piece of cloth heroically tries to extract gasoline from the nearest lighthouse, to wrap on the antenna cloth to make a torch and disperse the "shadows". On this scene, the young man again issued an expromt - And it was not easier to light up the whole lighthouse, because apart from them in the city nobody was left alive or better to fire an entire house and in the light of the fire calmly get to the bar. In general, it’s a pity that they didn’t look at it at first, or else they would give the main heroes valuable advice.
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