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 08.12.2013
by Avito

I would like to say that all my love and care is invested in this car, but it is not. There is only hatred and contempt. Not in the car’s device, I opened the hood either to pour some liquid that disappeared the day before without a trace or apparent cause, or to look at the engine when the car suddenly stands up.
A great trainer for beginners, after which driving any car whose year of release is later than 1982, will seem a blessing relief. Hard work for exports. Loaded under the roof of building materials and with a sweaty man-working behind the wheel, this car will look more correct than with a student girl, whose phone costs about the same. For enthusiasts who enjoy spending most of the day in the garage. The space for creativity in this machine is unlimited, you can repair and change almost anything.
A cool car for a real carpet! Calmed in battles pirate shun with a harsh temper! The Samurai is devoted to his master until his last breath. As Hathori Hanzo said, “Even if the Buddha himself finds himself in your way, he will be defeated!”
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