You know, kids... When I want to drive a drunk car – I, instead of my Porsche, run the NFS or GTA. When I want to fight after drinking, I, instead of kidding to my neighbor, start a mortel combat. When I want to sing with a drink, I, instead of roaring karaoke, turn on youtube karaoke and quietly roast. When I want to demonstrate intellectual superiority – I write here, not fucking the brains of those nearby. I hope, commenters, you have the same hassle. Otherwise, you are nonsense.