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 10.12.2013
And about Martian, I’ll tell you.

Mom and aunt call on Skype and aunt tells her about her daughter’s husband – “Oh, he is sitting at the computer all day, dancing, it would be better to drink!”

The man works, contains a family, kind, fun, fun, smart, interesting. He loves to play dances. Better to drink. The fucking. The fucking. The fucking.

We really did it all.

cute_offer(d): may he have broken up? Do you know how hard it is to see your man play when he has cancer?
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