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 10.12.2013
IRL-adventures, the mill))))
She left the gym today, dressed in the dressing room, the ladies came to the school of oriental dance. And one (the first), that is, the classic blonde in appearance, tells the rest (there are 5 pieces):
Oh, today is such a bad day, it all started with the fact that I forgot something there and had to go back. I know if you come back, it will be bad. And Tanka has a note – if she puts her shirt through her legs, then the whole week will be bad!
I have already fallen on this phrase, but it was not the end. She continues:
Well, I came back, and all, all the day no one. I even broke my iPhone, and it broke so much that I had to go to the store where I bought, to carry repair.
And then her friend with a deeply thoughtful voice says:
I know what you have!
I have internally prepared for the options.
That’s the tachskrin! I was told that when the iPhone is broken, you need to make a touchscreen.
What did you do with him?
I didn’t know before, but now I know. I just connect it to the computer and pump all the photos!
Moscow, wow >_< I thought they didn’t exist
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