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 14.12.2013
The airport. At five in the morning, the flight is delayed. Nothing to do, boring, I decide to drink coffee. The cafés were closed and the machine was found. He threw the necessary amount, “and in response – silence”... Absolutely! No any reaction. I try to knock out at least something, in exchange for the chosen coffee, drink other buttons. by Fig! Not even an empty glass. On the machine stick with a phone number, type - call if there is a problem. But I didn’t call, I guess, who will rush to me at five in the morning to help? Fig with them, with money, a small amount.
And I already wanted to go further, but I paid attention, next to the coffee machine another one, with all sorts of sticks, gum, etc. Payment in the second machine is made through the first. Well what? Another attempt, picked a bottle of mineral, at a price equivalent to a previously paid coffee, pressed. Oh a miracle! I got it!!! to
But that was not all. Apparently, the coffee machine has long been "striking", and people like me, for this time, did not come close to it. They throw money, press buttons, spit. I judge this by the amount of donation that the generous coffee machine gave me, 400 rubles with more than a net profit.
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