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 16.12.2013
Commentary on the new Nolan film:



xxx: Personally, I understand everything with the plot - in 2025 America plunged into anarchy because of the shortage of corn, the astute NASA urgently gathered a team of super scientists under the command of McConaughey and sent them through the space-time portal in the USSR of the 1960s, so that they sparked a dozen beginnings from Nikita Sergeič, but he showed them Kuzkin's mother, after which he placed nuclear bulbs in Cuba, and, not thinking long, scattered the Democracy Camp with a purifying fire from the sky. Naturally, the super scientists became nowhere to go back, and they remained in the past, invented for the KGB hernia to penetrate the dreams of the 21st century Apple technologies, and McConaughey changed his surname to Wayne and moved to Gotham City, where he died from the bullet of the robber, who actually turned out to be the survivor of the nuclear apocalypse by President Kennedy c burned half his face. The son of McConaughey-Wayne grew up and became a wizard, and when the KGB sent an agent Leopold Dikapreev to steal the secrets of his spells in a dream, it turned out that he suffered from insomnia and could not find out the secret. Leopold shoots the son of Maconahi, and he suddenly wakes up, realizing that he is not the son of Maconahi but Maconahi himself, that all he dreamed, and in the courtyard is already noon and it is time to go to harvest corn.
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