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 18.12.2013
All these idiots:
This and other girls.

Once went such a drunk... a girl, 21 years old, a student of MGU, I work, 169 cm, 65 kg, cute, stupid, I cook deliciously. One, sad and virgin.

Fuck, where are you all hiding?
25 years old looks attractive. Zp ~4000+$ I cook, clean, wash and smooth. one one.

As long as you think that people choose each other by age, weight, salary, generally accepted attractiveness parameters and all kinds of household (cooking / cleaning / washing) - you will be lonely. Decide first for yourself who you want to see next to you. Determine your brain, not patterns. It will be easier immediately.
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