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 20.12.2013
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Once went such a drunk... a girl, 21 years old, a student of MGU, I work, 169 cm, 65 kg, cute, stupid, I cook deliciously. One, sad and virgin.
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65 kg with a height of 169 cm is a ball fed in the McDack. First drop it all to at least 48 kg.

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I have a daughter: 25 years old, candidate of science, model appearance, 90-60-90, height 173, weight 68 kg, blonde, salary more than 1000 EUR (chap. A car, a car, an apartment. Everything is. What shit is she without a guy? No, I am not advertising. Just explain it.
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It can not be with a height of 173 and a weight of 68 kg. Parameters of 90-60-90!!!! Your daughter has 14 extra kilos. Maybe you exaggerated something else?

Lord, at my 172 cm height, my weight is 118 kg. At the same time, I don’t look fatter than a 85-kilogram man of the same height. Everything happens). By the way, I am a guy. amine) because of such counselors as you - non-oral girls feel fat) so that you are all scattered along the road, all good and butterflies)
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