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 20.12.2013
Do you want to tell me a joke at night?
Give me fun)
M: I drive a girl... next to her house we stand, the car is opened. A guy is coming.
M: What do you think next?
M: Let it be in the form of quests
I: Well, I have to grab my bag and jump into the car and leave.
Or get stuck in the trunk and leave.
E: Or both of you.
M: No
Now you are writing out of the suitcase.
M: She looks at him shaken.
M: He says it’s my dad going.
Q: I thought I was a twin brother?
I : haha
M: Dad is coming to me and you know what he is doing?
Is he kissing three times?
M: almost ))))
I. or a lump)
M: Embraces, and says "Hello, Son"
and haha)
My father drank a liter of vodka.
It looks sober.
Q: What is the funniest thing?
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M: We started communicating and I confused her name.
and Facepalm
M is fucking! Yes is
M: Instead of Lera, Ira
I don’t have any acquaintances with Ir.
M: As a result, Dad told me about the need to train memory, read a passage from the story "Poltava" A.S. Pushkin, a few sheets of A4 poems.
M: And invited on Sunday to Shashik
Oh well, a cool man.
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