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 22.12.2013
Consequences of a small accident
He walked out of the parking lot and accidentally stuck in a nearby car. As a result, he left a small wreath on her back wing. To wait for the owner of the injured car did not come, so in a hurry. He indicated the place of the intrusion on the leaflet, wrote his apologies, his mobile phone number, wrapped a five-thousand note in that leaflet and threw it onto the driver’s seat through the front door, the glass on which was slightly lowered.
A week has passed, I have already forgotten about this case, as suddenly the mobile account receives 1200 rubles and after 5 minutes followed MMS with a photo of the rear wing and a message: "I spat, painted. Enough is. Here is surrender. thank you.”
I replied, “Not for nothing,” and then I walked and smiled like a fool all day long.
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