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 25.12.2013
At work in the neighboring room, uncles from a friendly research institute sit, like permanent crew members. Among them is a very fun and intriguing Nikolai Stepanovich aged somewhere under 60. Two years ago, he was operated on his heart.
And here at the end of November to us in the door broke "Nikola Stepanovich badly! The ambulance was called, help the carrier carry out!" Well we moved.
In the corridor, the cleaner Larisa is, in my opinion, a Belarusian, very nice and sharp on the tongue of the aunt of 40 years: "Where you carry your feet forward, the heroes, so only the dead carry!"
And here is the voice from the blue-green colour of Nikolai Stepanovich: "Feet, hands - what a difference! Most importantly, don’t fall, I know you, skilled people!"

By the way, a couple of weeks later I saw him - the color is still green, but it is still as tiring. A great uncle.
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