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 26.12.2013
He forgot his phone at home. He calls home, asking to dictate the number from the phone book. I climb into his mobile phone and see: Vladimir Petrovich 1.2, Chief 1.0, Lenka (his sister) 2.0, Serega 0.7, Wife 6.1++ and so on. In contrast to most of these numbers. I ask what the numbers are. He answered:
The coefficients.
by O_0. What?
Coefficients of expectation.
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- Suppose someone says "I’ll be in 10 minutes". If he is the boss, he will be there in 10 minutes. If you are a sister, it’s exactly 20. Well, if you are, my joy, it is an hour until infinity. I often get angry when people are late to meet me, so I am having fun with mathematics. You dictate the number.
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