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 20.08.2008
On Sunday we celebrated my daughter’s birthday. A lot of people are tired.

My wife and I are strong... After the guests leave, I stand in the kitchen. My daughter is on

The hands. My wife is doing something on the table, standing on my back. I gathered

I don’t remember what to say, I forgot, honestly, immediately... I open my mouth and...

My wife turns around at this moment and puts a baby in my mouth.

A bottle of milk.

As it turned out later, it was a pure reflection. The milk came first.

With an open mouth...
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