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 28.12.2013
The answer to the question is which antivirus is better? Hollywood always succeeds.

Mother TM®© Antivirus Mama®© checks every 30 minutes if the user is not sitting on a porn site, every 15 calls to eat, every 10 minutes asks for computer maintenance, every 5 minutes monitors the user's correspondence, comments, shares life experiences and corrects errors. The attention! If you purchase antivirus version of Mama TM®© before December 31, you will receive a bonus – an additional feature that finishes your computer at 22:00 with the words “Morning Evening Wiser!”
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