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 20.08.2008
This is another case of culture, if not tired. A friend told me.
He went home tired in a dark evening to eat. The whole day was chased by a kind of planned interception. Crossing the car to take a gun from the passenger seat. Here, in the darkness, a healthy cowboy runs on him. He turns sharply, the dog in a meter brakes. “Don’t be afraid, he doesn’t bite,” says the uncle walking the dog. A dog without a guide, the uncle is 10 meters away following the dog.
A friend gets Kalash, shakes the prison. Uncle’s eyes are rounded and his jaw falls off.
“Don’t be afraid, he doesn’t shoot!” says a tired man in the state language, closes the car and leaves.
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