On Yaroslavl television in the 90s there was a man-legend Anatoly Pechkov - a news host, who before the broadcast came into the studio and secretly adjusted the camera so that he, Pechkov, was larger in the frame. When this case was passed, they wrapped the zoom on the camera with a scotch, so that Anatoly did not go where he shouldn't go. Anatoly, in response, invented a new chip: he slowly, until nobody sees, began to move the camera itself together with the staff closer to his desk. When they noticed this (hule, not the fools are sitting - it can be seen that the picture differs from the approved standard), the camera was stopped (that is, it was now impossible to ride on the floor on the wheels) and strictly forbade Anatoly to touch the equipment.

Anatoly went away from the shock for a week, and then came up with a new diversion: every day, centimeter by centimeter, he began to move his table (fortunately, by the way, healthy) along with the chair closer and closer to the chamber :)

and fat (c)