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 08.01.2014
After visiting the castle

You are the King or Queen of England. I think, as of the 18th or 19th century, that makes you the most powerful man in the world. With technology, you can want anything. What do you wish? This is a funny question and the answer was unexpectedly simple.

You want everything that can be made of gold, and everything that cannot be made of gold. And when I say “everything,” I mostly mean weapons and dishes. Basically, you want (and therefore have – you’re the fuck king) gold vessels and golden weapons. In fact, that is all. The end of history. The golden pistols that fall out of Chechen deputies do not seem very strange in this context. He seemed to have understood something about humanity at that moment. 
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