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 08.01.2014
About the Russian language.

The case was 15 years ago. A man comes to work and tells us. He asked his son in school to write about his hobbies. And he was fascinated by car racing, well, in the sense, the models of racing cars collected, followed the "Formula 1", and intended in the future to become a designer in the field of automotive. The profession, of course, is not for our country, but the class was not yet the last, and the guy, little of what he studied perfectly, still for the sale of dreams and the art school entered, so that the parents did not hinder.
Well, he asks his father to check the finished composition in the evening. He took, runs through his eyes, especially without rushing, the guy he has is literate. And suddenly he sees – "Kanyushna"... looks further – again "Kanyushna"...what are these things? He read everything, found no other mistakes, called his son and cautiously asked, "Son, what do you think, the staff - what is it, from what word is it formed?"
Probably from none. - replies an approximate slide, - Well, it is there "country" Ferrari, "country" Mercedes... just the name is".
And greatly surprised the father of a large enough child, explaining to him that the staff and the horse words are homogeneous.
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