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 09.01.2014
I don’t play computer games, but what a quest is – I begin to understand.
I went to my sister to sit with her nephew. The sister went out all day, locking the door behind her.
Gathered in the morning – I find that I forgot my bag with my key set in my husband’s car when he drove me. That is, we cannot go out.
I'm going to call my husband - I remember that I left my cell phone at home.
I torch in the window, admire the desert yard, wait for someone to pass through.
Waiting for a bunch of schoolgirls, I ask them to call the phone - good, first floor.
I understand that I don’t remember my husband’s phone (ehh, the child of the computer age).
Ask the nephew to dictate the mother’s phone (useful skill!) is
I call my sister, please call my husband to bring the keys, and at the same time go for the cell phone.

In the morning we had time!
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