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 09.01.2014
I was royal today.
She came to me, asked what I was doing, I wrote a code for a smart home, briefly told what I did today. She asks:
Could the bush cook?
I: It can, if you pick up an executive device.
She: Here and pick up a beautiful, smart and loving executive device.
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