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 10.01.2014
XXX is fucking! The Nokia 3310. Nothing better was invented.
YYY: How is it?
Is it Google Nexus?
xxx: can they crack nuts, hit nails, beat knives, shoot down planes and destroy enemy tanks?
YYYY: Yes
This is Google Nexus.
YYY: there is a combat laser
yyy: which satellites in years
yyy: intercepts the control of combat drones and prevents them from cracking nuts
XXX is fucking
XXX: Give me two
XXX: and 3310 on delivery
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