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 11.01.2014
Commentary on the article on the CES2014 exhibition at the Intel stand:

by Sergey Poroshenko:
Well, I don’t know who treats computer gesture management, but I think this technology is very promising. And the scenarios of use can be invented car. Intelle to note (when implementing my gestures, please do not forget to deduct the fee on my card):
- scratched the puzo - a browser with a cooking page opens
- stumbled in the nose - "host" boring, you need to start YouTube
- stumbled onto the screen with the screams "what for us?" - launch "task manager" and close the app
Fingers with a veer/soppy with a bubble – the computer understands who is in charge and grants administrator rights.
- dressed a sweater and got a beer - Sisadmin came, opened the management of networks and shared access
- grabbed the head and convulsively runs the eyes on the monitor - find and open the file "course.doc"
- sharply pulled out the clothes, put his right hand on the mouse, scratched the cheeks - a mommy entered the room, turned the window with porn, find and open the file "course.doc"
- scratches a cloth in front of the monitor - nothing to do, the guy just wipes the dust
- showed the naked ass - reinstalling Vinny...
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