Announcement on the staircase.

Dear guests and visitors of our entrance!
1st A compelling request, from now on, ashes and cigarettes to be disposed of in the ashes, in order to reduce household injuries and save your funds on medicines and treatment.
2nd In the absence of the ashes, it is strongly recommended to refrain from smoking or to dispose of waste in the pocket.
Three Residents of the entrance reserve the right, without informing them in advance of their intention, to recycle the detected waste by introducing it into your body in any convenient way.
4 is The remaining cigarettes or other products of vital activity on the floor of the staircase will be considered as your full agreement with paragraph 3.
With respect, your neighbors.