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 15.01.2014
Submission of referrals before the session. The rules of design are very strict, in particular, the work should be carved and banded with a ribbon. At the break before H, everyone sits and boasts of tape, rope and other galanteries. For example, my neighbor has a very beautiful woven white rope that everyone touches with respect. The dialogue follows:
Where did you get such a tape? Cut off the curtains?
And yes no. You know, I wake up in the morning and learn about this tape. I don't know where to buy, there is no rope - except to tie the rope from the shoes. In general, I go to the bathroom, and there I have a new washer hanging on a rope. I cut it off...
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