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 15.01.2014
Tell the owner that during repairs to save on the floors is not worthy of a noble person and generally a sign of non-traditional sexual orientation in the worst sense of the word. Otherwise, such figures will lay laminates on a bare concrete plate, hang an announcement to the citizens of the Russian Federation, cut coupons, do not pay taxes, and do not pay the rights. They don’t care that at the bottom of the sound of the sofa laying down on this laminate turns into a crawl of the plantation plug on a granite rock, so that together with the chair you jump to the ceiling from surprise. There is no need for a swing, the fist can be knocked in the flight. Go to your neighbors and listen.

Fucking a little. There are a lot of sludges and sludges. All good and high quality floor coverage.
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