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 17.01.2014
A: Yesterday I went to my friend for the first time in my life and we did not drink there! They drank tea and ate butter.
A: It was fun anyway.)
L: The liver was happy))
A: My liver was delighted when I loaded it with a butter with red fatty fish))
A: I think she will leave me soon with the words "Goodbye, our meeting was a mistake"
L: Well I don’t think you’re so merciless to her)))
A: That is yes. I never compare with many of my acquaintances.
A: But I think they have Rambo type liver.
A: throw, such in scars, pumped, with ammunition
A: And with such a tough iron voice "well that whiskey hasn’t been seen for a long time, it’s time to find out who of us is cool"
L: Oh, and then they still get it... And here she lies, all in the fog, the illusion is passed by the ice cream she tried at 4 years old, then a piece of cake flies... And here is the first bowl of beer in 9th grade....
A: and such a great blockbuster is played in the body of the Russian man every weekend.
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