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 18.01.2014
XXX: Can I contact you?
A good day. Well try it.
xxx: I am now collecting a team in Moscow, active people, life winners, brein storming, so to speak, by random method. I develop my business, no investments are needed, the presence of ambitions and the desire to realize them, organizational skills are needed, but if this is not the case, it is not a problem, I pretended, suddenly it is you.
Yyy: The young man. First of all, you and I did not drink on the brush. Therefore, I advise you to avoid excessive familiarity with regard to the person you will talk to in the future. Secondly, you are extremely careless, because I live in St. Petersburg, and not in Moscow. Thirdly, by the two above points and your flaming speech in general, I will recognize the loophotron and/or the unskilled pickup, therefore I strongly recommend to follow in the direction of the nearest cluster of green plantations.
Lord, do not write here.
“My son, you have raised up your prayer to me by writing first. But how will you say, for the calls of “Lord” always soften my heart.
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