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 20.01.2014
Wife to husband online games:
“Well, let’s do it differently – if you don’t pay attention to your only yearly charm, you won’t go through quests with it every day: play, walk, swim, etc. Then sooner or later your account will be blocked.
A man with horror: Who?! to
My wife – I! I am! Your moderator of life, your mother! I have already borrowed in the compass!! Go play with your son!
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