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 23.01.2014
xxx: How to write and tap on these chickens in the "central" Toyota? Not a dealer in the rack. And the Samurai themselves?

YYY: No of course. They take electricity on rice paper wrapped in a roll. At the arrival to the samurai, the Japanese Serna Mikhailovna puts a careful stamp where it is written in Japanese:

I don’t like to buy downsale. The Emperor.

Mark had to be taken. The Emperor.

Did they go crazy there? The Emperor.

Please tell me what you’re worrying about me about this thing. The Emperor.

Why is Camry so expensive in Russia? The Emperor

There are no right-handed lexicons. The Emperor

Let it go! The Emperor.

There is no quality anymore. The Emperor.

"Thank you for your attention. We return. Put on that roll. It does not break."
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