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 23.01.2014
xxx: It’s a pipet... I’m standing in the kitchen, cleaning the kiwi, the cat next to the window clutches. Here we hear as if something has fallen... The cat on the receiver and stopped, I froze, then again grumbling. My cat and I went into the hallway under the tense music, no one. Scratch out of the toilet! We, like a gang of ninjas, open the door – empty. The pen comes out of the closet. I take the cat snorkel, I open the first snorkel - empty... The cat is strained and hiding behind me, the music is more strained... I open the second snorkel and... I see a very surprised pigeon O.o. he obviously did not wait for us... I close the door of the toilet, I drive out the cat, which has already set up the shoulders, I said I will get rid of him ))))) I go to think about the kitchen )))) then I already caught the bird with a white sheet under the cat's reef and cracking on the wool )))) the pigeon was in the shower, like us, scattered the entire toilet and was accompanied by a simple to the nearest window ))))
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