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 25.01.2014
To the ladies to note: you want to keep a man -

Make sure your stomach is full.

Eggs are empty. And of course, do not forget that,

Everyone needs something (regardless of gender).

to know that he can come where he is.

Listen, support and reassure you. Do not arrange

The game in one gate - if you prepare dinner from

four dishes and dessert and fuck it at night before

state of coma, and he still releases saliva,

Looking at other people’s breasts – he still won’t appreciate it.

Your efforts, never
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