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 28.01.2014
by Fuck!

I tried yesterday a scandalously famous bath with baking soda. She had to make me 2 kg. It is easier to relax before sleeping. He is not aware of the weight, but what relieves is a lie.
It warms and revitalizes. It is impossible to sleep!
A pack of soda for a water bath gives the pH of fetal water. This should lead to a state of peace and tranquility. But it did not come. I felt the power of the carrier.
A place and green.

Women, family you are ours, may you first think of...googling...? You have the internet, but your heads don’t.
See the norms of the pH of tap water (6-9 according to GOST2482) and the pH of amniotic water (7-7,5). Specifically for you, the hydrogen index of water from your crane is determined by the universal indicator paper - pH-7 (neutral).
Pull water and sit down, why do you need soda there? Should the skin dry after bathing?
It is better to add a pack of sea or ordinary salt. Neurologists say that such baths have a good effect on the nervous system. 37 degrees, sit for 15 minutes. Relax your nerves – you will be less stressed.
Worse than children – the right word!
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