These two telescopes:

HH: How is it? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Do you remember my girlfriend from school?
The Woman?
WOW : Well. At school, we didn’t have any small desires just to sleep. We understood each other halfway and really loved each other.
XHH: Well what?
I am divorced. in the knowledge?
XHH: I have heard it.
WOW: And she got married.
HH: She is not wise. Such a girl!
WOW: Last week she sent me a text message: "Come to me. I have no husband" I thought she was wrong with the number, and just puts horns on her husband, and a male solidarity sparked in me. In general, I replied, “You behave like a dirty prostitute.”
XHH: It is right.
WOW: It is not right! SMS from her stopped, and then from acquaintances I learned that she has been in divorce for a month. The cable does not...
xxx: Our dialogue is called "How did you fuck a second chance", I guess?
I mean yes ((

I find it hard to say who of you is the bigger idiot - a girl who from place to place invites a SMS to himself, without speaking a word before, not being informed at all, not communicating, etc., or a guy who is able to joke this way on the basis of "I thought...", but I know exactly one thing: YOU ARE Created for each other! "Woman", if you read this, call him again. You will find more such fairy tales in a couple nowhere.