Celestialtiming: (spam about astrologer consultation online)
Inquisitor: If the Sun is in Capricorn, Pluto is in Pisces and Mars is in opposition, Mercury is in Gemini, I myself, the Weights, was born here, in Simferopol, and my last birthday was celebrated here, will the upcoming Sunday be the right day to start investing in Microsoft?
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The Inquisitor: The author is silent. I will answer myself:
The position of Pluto and Mars in this case does not affect anything. Because if the Sun is in Capricorn and Mercury is in Gemini, then the Earth between them and Microsoft no longer exists.