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I am looking at the planet of dogs in Russia.
The Leader;

When I traveled around the dog planet, I realized that dog owners don’t just love dogs. Cows, ducks and goats The main thing is that they would walk on four legs."

A duck on four legs. I was rattled by a poor duck.


And you, Vika Eliseeva, why did you paint a cow on the lawn? Does that have to do with school?

Of course it has. We had this cow recently. These cows are called domestic animals.

Who is next to this round? Is it a bowl?

and no. I have a duck.

A very nice cat, yellow. Why does she have four legs?

Wika thought about:

And how much?

Probably two.

I have two ducks. Only one behind the other stands."

E. Uspensky, "On Faith and Anfis" :)
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