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 07.02.2014
When I was small and went to bed, my mom laid my bed next to the couch, where they slept with daddy, pushed her hand through the ropes of the bed and quietly knocked on the back, then counted my ear and I fell asleep...I when I went to bed, always said:"mama, teach me"...but the child’s brains work a little bit to the girlfriend and I realized that the knocking can’t be called, because nobody knocked on me, I lay quietly and I was beaten...and one day he said: "mama, blow me out"the rust was wild, my mom was rotting, what daddy, older brother)))
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