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 08.02.2014
XX: I have an idea. Once such a drunkard has gone with the deterioration of education in the country, then, probably, it makes sense to find in every subject the key points that you need to crush the young breed.
WOW: Let me explain.
XX: For example, a geography teacher should hardly invest in the memory of students that Russia is on the same latitude with Canada, not with the United States, so wait in Moscow for the weather, as in Washington (which is approximately on the latitude of Madrid) - the top of idiotism. But if you want to be equal to the United States, equal to Alaska, the Aleutian Islands.
WOW: It is interesting. And yet?
XX: The teacher of chemistry should find out that of all alcohols you can only use the ethyl, which is C2H5OH, and then it will be digested.
UUU: In anticipation of the new examples, will I dare to assume that they relate to Russian language and mathematics?
XX: -Tsya and -Tsya is generally as a table of multiplication to know. Which few know, by the way. I am speaking to you as a math teacher.
You know, don’t tell chemistry teachers about your ideas.
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