from ZH:

I sit today in the bus, I go to business... At the next stop in the salon a guy of 25 years of age falls into the room and asks the driver: "Will I go to the Tukhachevsky Avenue?"

The driver (to the word - a bright representative of the Tajik-Caucasian part of the population): "ParalelEleven we go"

The guy says, “That’s going to cross?” (The Fool)

The driver: “ParallelEverything in the Euklidic understanding!”