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 09.02.2014
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My friend (D) was in the military. The case came to the psychiatrist (p):
Q: Are there suicides in the family?
D: not
Q: And what about you?
D: not
Q: Are you going?
D :...

When I went to the army (and I went at 22 years, after graduation from the institute) at the last medical commission in the Gorvoenkomate, the psychiatrist, without raising his head, with a tired voice and with a light ambre asked: "Do you want to go to the army?" - already prepared to hear the next "no," and write in the case "good." But my vivid affirmative response (and that was pure truth) made him raise his head and tremble a little. I looked at a personal case: a 22-year-old man, a higher technical and wants to serve in the army - there is obviously something wrong with the psyche.
Is the head okay?
I do not complain.
Were there shocks?
They were. I once played boxing.
Pause, and the decisive control question:
And married?
and no.
and facilitated:
Well then it is okay. Worth it!! to
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