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 11.02.2014
Discussing with Khabr that installing VLC Player violates the speaker warranty on a Dell laptop

Do you have Linux? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have an antivirus? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a VLC? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a torrent client? The BTC client? Ad Blocker? Rejection of guarantee.
Did you turn on the computer? Rejection of guarantee.
Buying a computer? Rejection of guarantee.
and you? Rejection of guarantee.
You can immediately report to the police. A terrorist.
Source: http://bash.im
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