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 14.02.2014
There are three main factors that influence the value of real estate. Location, location and location. And in commercial real estate, if we are talking about a store, it is a matter of life and death of the enterprise. Once on the forum, businessmen shared their experiences, who and how determined the passage of the place in front of the store. The most important factor is the number of visitors per day. It is a purchase of half a million dollars. Notifications of realtors, sellers, advertising leaflets with schedules do not inspire trust. Therefore, each proposed object had to go and honestly count the number of visitors. They shared impressions, experiences, differences between the stated and actual. How long did it take to find the desired object, how many objects had to see. The topic grew until one brilliant post appeared, after which the topic actually stunned:
I was easier in my time. I came in the morning and bought a fireplace. I came in the evening and bought a fireplace. Then he checked the numbers on the checks and got the exact number of visitors to the store.
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