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 15.02.2014
A friend shows me a voice set of text on a modern smartphone. I, who always use the old Nokia, admire and cheer.
- Oh, I'm saying it's cool, and you're all suffering with your brick.
Okay, I have enough of it.
- They would have invented such a thing, so that she would read your messages, and you would answer, well, and so on.
...
I don’t want to upset you, but I’ve already invented it.
Yes! yes! How is it called?! to
The phone.
The cock...
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