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 23.02.2014
at work today. In the cafe. On the 1st floor entrance with a massive heavy entrance door and closet. We have a chop. There were always shift guards with whom we kept up with time. And then one of them got sick and was replaced by a brutally tall and pumped guy. Further from his words.

has replaced. I stand. I see a guy running, and running past me, he broke up the stairs. As long as I thought, this "Cash" is already flying down with a barbecue and some bags. has been late! And I, preventing the crime, decided to detain him.

Now what this guardian miracle did. While he stopped and wondered what to do, the guy had already climbed the stairs and headed to the door.

The guy’s words.

Ebb on Ebb! Late to work. Admin has already called where you go, you have already 3 orders for delivery of food!!! I run into the kitchen, catching the already cooling balls and documents, and the area of exit from the cafe comes to my back, a frog, 100 cars with coal.

The result.

Accelerating from its 7 km / h, the courier flies into the door on 1 space. Remember the door, right? It is made under the old. Leaving saliva and soap on it, the courier moves to sleeping mode :)

The administrator was punished for this. Because he did not introduce the guard to the collective.
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