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 23.02.2014
Start the morning with a mine.
Take the kids to the park for half a day to sleep.
Buy snacks, roast meat, cut smoked foods.
Having sex in the kitchen.
Lunch on the couch in front of the TV.
Plan for the evening to watch a porn film together in erotic underwear, with toys.

So I think to buy a shave foam, or is it normal?
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