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 25.02.2014
With Habr, about the new technology of reading up to 1000 words per minute:
It is incredible! Words flash in front of the eyes, and only then the meaning appears in the head.
Only there 500 words maximum, can you try a thousand? How do I buy this thing?
I really am afraid that I would not read a novel like that. The brain is stressed
- Once blinked - a couple of pages past... Until it is with the sensor,
which fixes the blinking of the eyes, useless thing.
Half of Samsung’s eye sensors are out.
They really work through the ass, but what a potential!)
The eye sensor through the ass is a breakthrough!! to
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